My roommate and I were absolutely desperate for jobs so we decided to buy some time before we could obtain "real" jobs by going to work for the WAFFLE HOUSE. On day one we were given so much paper work that you would have thought we working for the government or something. Basically they were covering their asses to be sure nobody could later sue them. At this time they also let you know that if you ever have any problems BOB the owner wants to know about them so much so that he encourages you to call him at home. You will later see the realavence in this.

DAY 2: This day went okay.... however the so called trainer we shall call her MEGABITCH decided she did not like me. She had never trained anyone before and apparently I asked to many questions that were over her head. I knew one did not have to be a rocker scientist to work at the WAFFLE HOUSE.... but I had no idea they recruited employees from the local looney bin.

Pretty much everyone knows that the Waffle House has fresh coffee and really good waffles... they don't even consider the pancake as being part of the food chain.... but did you also know that the waffle house is also known for it's heavy turn over rate? Let's examin why...

Day 3: I arrived at work on time as usual... The MEGABITCH must have been on her period because she was even bitchier than usual. Five minutes into my shift she proved once again to be the equivelant of a stupid chimpanzee. She could not think of anything to teach me so she insisted that I read the menu over and over. Knowing that reading the menu would be of no use to me what so ever since I had already memorized it, I took it upon myself to actually try and learn something that would make me a more productive employee and began taking insturction from another waitress. The MEGABITCH became enraged and began crying and screaming at the top of her lungs. Why doesn't anyone respect me? Why? Why? Why? Thinking this was immature and uncalled for I went into the back room to watch my training videos as instructed by her superior. She ranted  for another 30 minutes in front of God and everybody before she came into the back room to once again prove her ignorance by challanging me to fist fight in the parking lot. I respectfully declined the invite in hopes of saving my job even though I would have loved nothing more at that point than to slam her head repeatedly into the parking lot  hoping it would knock some sense into her. She then slapped me in the face with a menu not once but twice.... this is when I really should have been deemed employee of the month because I still refused to kick her ass. I think by now you have an idea of how desperate I was to keep my job. The assistant manager informed me that this was not the first time the MEGABITCH had lost her mind.  The entire staff seemed to be on my side. Unfortunately it was the managers day off. When I got off work I went home and decided to call the manager after all on day one I was told they wanted to know. The manager then told me I was fired. She said it was not up to her but up to the owner BOB who was aware of what was going on. She agreed that the MEGABITCH was out of control and needed training as to how to train others. She said the MEGABITCH was the only employee that knew how to do things "The Waffle House Way" therefore she was indespensible.  I decided to then call BOB personally and see if he even knew what had happened to me.... and guess what BOB never called me back. BOB does not care.... and is obviously stupid.... because that is just bad business... and that my friends is why the Waffle House has such a heavy turnover rate.  Now I know some of you are thinking... she should have just read the menu.... and none of this would have happened... and maybe you are right... maybe I should have... but if I could do any one thing over again I would have kicked her ass in the parking lot because somebody should.