My Dead Pets


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"Nobody feels as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish"

Okay let's face it most of us love pets right? Well so do I, but due to unknown forces I am not able to keep one alive. They have all died very strange deaths. On this page I am going to tell you about a few of my former pets and you be the judge.

A guinea pig I found on the web... I usually cant keeps pets alive long enough to get pictures of them.

I once had a guinea pig named Rover. I bought him as a first pet for my son at someone elses suggestion. He was wonderful, very playful and seemed to fit right in. One day he started breathing funny, so I took him to the vet. The vet asked if he had ever been seen before and I said no. He gave me a long lecture on adding liquid vitamins to Rovers water, for it seemed as though Rover had caught a cold. (Poor Rover) Anyways the vet also decided that he should take Rovers vitals, just for the records you know, him being a new patient and all. He got out this thermometer that was an exact replica of the ones we use to take out own temps. I asked the vet if that was the only size they had and he said it was standard procedure. He guided the the thermometer into Rovers tiny behind and guess what! Rover had a heart attack and died right then and there! Needless to say I was not billed for that.

Lucky the not so lucky tadpole. We found this Tadpole and thought it would be cool to watch it turn into a frog. It was huge! Almost the size of my hand. We kept him on the back porch. Then one day a kid in the neighborhood came over and smashed him with a rock. Did Lucky Survive? No Such Luck.

SADIES THE KITTEN (not pictured) Sadies was a female kitten. Because of the flea factor I chose to keep her in the house full time. One day I went to the grocery store and when I got home she had been murderd by a Tom cat that for some freakish reason got in through one of the basement windows. How crazy is that?????

Something About Trevor my dog (also not pictured) I had this cute little dog. he looked just like that little dog that jumps over the bulldog in the old Kibbles and Bits commercial, anyways. One day I was leaving for work and he was chasing my truck. He could run really fast, anyways I came to a stop at the stop sign. I could see him running in the rearview mirror... Next thing you know I hear a thud. I get out of my truck and it seems that even though I had stopped Trevor didnt and he ran smack into the back of my truck and broke his neck. So much for Trevor.

Update Feb 2004: All of my turtles have been released back into the wild now... they were just getting to big to keep indoors, but they survived life with me so I figured they would surely be able to live in the wilderness.

Get a FISH someone said... Fish are easy to care for.. so okay I go out and buy one of thoes goldfish with the bubble eyes. we named him Albert. Things were going well for the first three days and then my son went up to the tank and roared like a dinosaur and Albert suddenly floated to the top.. Dead of course.

UPDATE:

It seems as though my luck with pets has changed...It's 2003 now and not only do I still have Majiek, but I also have 2 other turtles... Freddy and Franklyn. They seem to be doing quite well together even though they are all different types of turtles.

Besides the turtles I also have had 3 cats. Rufus, Juno and Callie. Rufus and Juno couldn't seem to get the hang of the litter box so unfortunately I had to find them new homes... sadly that didn't happen quick enough so now Callie is pregnant by Juno and I am expecting kittens anyday! I am a nervous wreck over this whole thing because I have never been around an animal giving birth brfore in my life! Callie is totally anti social and doesn't seem to like me very much. I think it is because I called her ugly once. I watched that show on animal planet... the one where that chic talks to the animals dead or alive.. and so I have tried talking to my cat and telling her I'm sorry about that, but she doesn't seem to be real forgiving. I figure maybe my cat is inside of this one.

I had completely given up on the idea of ever having another pet, but while rock hounding my oldest son picked up a beautiful rock... much to our amazement little legs and a head popped out. Now we have a turtle we named Majiek. She is so cute, and so far she is alive... So keep your fingers crossed for Majiek.

Majiek is so cute and tiny. From what I figure she is a slider turtle. She was born sometime this past spring and most likely would have been eaten by another fish had we not found her. She is so sweet she gives me kisses and even comes when I call her name. She is hand fed and believe it or not very fast and durable.

This is Shilo. I think she is one of the ones I will be keeping.

This is Saber.. He is a male so I won't be able to keep him.. even though he is so cute!

UPDATE: 2-27-03 at about Noon my cat Callie gave birth to 4 of the cutest kittens I've ever seen... Of course she decided to do this in my closet so I spent the day moving all of my things into my son's room. Everything went fairly well except I had to cut 2 of the umbilical cords. I need to move into the country as I am slowly turning into the cat lady.

UPDATE 2004: Would you believe the damn cat is pregnant again? I have no idea who the father is this time. She got out of the house one night and that's all it took... She is such a whore... I love her, but she really is the horniest cat I have ever seen. Just when I was down to four cats! Figures.

UPDATE 4-11-05: All of the animals mentioned on this website are gone now... However an ex boyfriend was kind enough to leave me with his cat Frank... so far things between Frank and I are working out but then again it has only been here for about 2 months. Wish me luck.